Lifetime Membership.
For the price of what you pay for your cell phone every month, you will never
have to think about paying us money ever again. Includes subscription, UFE
membership, and a T-shirt. Good deal!
- Official Senator of the UFE
- Come to my house, I'll treat you with dinner. Provide your own transportation.
- Bring a smile to my face.
Membership
Live guilt free with a clean conscience knowing that you've paid for most of
my dinner for a night. Plus, that's 3-6 months of not having me beg you for
more money.
Become a Member State of the United Federation of Empires!
Join the secretive and prestigious Union of Federated Empires, the galaxy's
governing body of choice. Where the elite meet to eat (each other). UFE
membership includes these benefits:
- Right to Vote in all UFE elections and legislation.
- One free condemnation of unlawful behavior.
- Bragging Rights
- Free virtual shoe to bang on virtual table.
Buy Our Shirt!
And look at our terribly fashionable model -- Mr. Dan. Yes ladies, he is available.
All our shirts are Gildan "Ultra Cotton" T's, preshrunk, and hand screened by the
wonderful people at
Phantom Chicken
screen printing, here in beautiful Portland Oregon.
Note: All shirts have black collars, Dan is wearing 2 shirts in one of the
pictures above.
